Well, Chelsea's had another plodding 1-0 win, over an Everton I had higher expectations of. Oh well. At least they're capable of winning games they should lose, rather than losing games they should win. But funniest thing is the Orc's response after the game.
Haven't seen anything so hilarious in so long.
Media: Can you hear me?
Orc: Snort. Snort.
Media: Are you really non-human?
Orc: Grunt, grunt.
Media: Why are you so bloody ugly?
Orc: (silent salivation)... sniff sniff, grunt grunt
I suppose Orc is angry that the media dissed him after the draw with Wigan. So much for the manager of a team hoping to be Champions of Europe. Nice...
Little news otherwise, except for the following headline:
ALMUNIA REALLY INJURED; MAD JENS INCLUSION AT OLD TRAFFORD NOT RESULT OF JUST CHARITY FROM THE BOSS
Wow. I suppose even if Manuel's well for Saturday, the boss should give the old dude one last run out at the Emirates. He joined up for the Invincibles season, brought us to the Stade de France in 2006, pushed a few guys over in the box, fallen over like a girl a few times, given away a penalty for fighting in the schoolyard, had quite a few retard moments, and has started to lose hair at the top. Thanks for the memories, but time to move on.
Also in that Arse preview is the fact that Denilson is back from injury! Damn. So he had an injury. Thought he had been abducted with aliens. Maybe he was, and he's now back with superhuman abilities.
The rumours of David Villa joining us in the summer are heating up. Am going to ignore it until he puts on the.......mmmm.....number 14 shirt. haha.
Tomorrow's Saturday! Early kick-off! (Just after dinner over here). Let's hope there's more news for the game.
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