Well then, yes, I've been comatose for the last two weeks. Nothing has happened. The world passed us by, and 14 days later, here we are. Thank god. Can't imagine the only news in the interim being England winning, Rooney scoring, RVP straining a muscle, and Cesc breaking his nose.
Le boss thinks that this is the Everton game tonight is a“new start”. In fact...“it is the real start of the season because there is now no interruptions anymore. It looks like to me there is a new championship starting.” In other words: OK. Let's start this all over again. There really is no more room for any more shit performances. We've lost two, and we can't afford any more. Not against Man U, Chelski, Pool, and anybody-bloody-else. Er, yeah, I think so too man. Nothing more self-evident methinks.
On the injury front, looks like RVP has recovered from cutting his fingernails too close to the quick. Looked like he may have been out for 2 weeks to recover from slight bleeding under the fingernail, but he may be ready now. Wonder if Le Boss will start him though. You never call tell with these fingernail injuries. But oh yeah. Forgot. Bendtner got injured on the Eastern Front. So RVP will probably start, and once his fingernail starts hurting again, we might just see Vela. Ooops. But did Vela travel 48 time zones away for a meaningless match? Ah shite. These idiots should take a page from Ade's book man. Screw their national football federations.
I mean, Le Boss did say that (of Theo) "everybody needs nursing a little. Robin van Persie is a little bit the same type." What nursing? Of the tit kind? Hell, we all need that. But c'mon, a professional football player should be able to run out there for 90 minutes without having to be nursed. Even then, isn't it every 2-3 hours at the max?
So we'll rest Theo too. Hmm.
On the more positive side of things, looks like Diaby has emerged from intensive care. It was pretty worrying for a while. It was real touch-and-go stuff. But methinks with his immunity still low, Le Boss may just take the option of putting him on the bench for some needed fresh air. So in the middle of the field, we have Cesc (with broken nose), Denilson (who probably played a bit too much on his Playstation during the break), Diaby (with the weak immune system), and Song (our rock of stability now).
There's stuff too about Mohawk Billy (phew - great chance to give the dude a rest) and sadly, Sagna. But we've got a super replacement in Eboue. haha.
Starting 11 then? Almunia (wake up!! International break's over!!), Clichy, Silvestre (woo hoo!), Toure, Eboue, Cesc, Denilson, Song, Nasri, Ade, RVP. On the bench: Wilshere, Ramsey, Wenger, Pat Rice.
Finally, some humour for the day. As if they weren't losers enough, it now seems the idiots over at White Hart Lane are shite simply because they've been playing on empty stomachs. Saideth one of their own: “We’re feeling hungry going into games and that can’t be good. We get lots to eat after matches but we want something before as well.” Awwwwww...pooor things. Please, One Day, please please give us summin 'a eat. A Mars bar please?
Bloody losers. Just get relegated and f off. Didn't know a good thing in Martin Jol, innit?
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