The story today, all over the place, is about spit. Spitting. Saliva emanating from the mouth. Not drool, mind you. Spit. Projectile saliva. Emanating from the mouth of our Captain, Cesc Fabregas, towards Hull Assistant Manager Brian Horton, who clearly heard a Who!
This is Twat Phil Brown's take on it:
"I then witnessed him going down the tunnel and turning round and spitting at my assistant manager's feet."
"Whichever way you want to look at it, he addressed that spitting incident at my assistant manager who has managed probably 1200 games in his career. Disgraceful act."
OK, thank you very much Mr Brown. The FA it seems has now asked for Hull's official report on the incident, so let's see. (But I wonder about the 1200 games bit. So if he'd only managed 2 games in his career, it'd be less disgraceful? Twat. Anyway, I digress).
If Cesc did spit, then I say, good for you man! I hope it was more than spit. Preferably the yellow-green, really goo-ey stuff that you find at the end of a cold, when you wake up first thing in the morning. Make that phlegm then. I very much prefer phlegm in such instance. So if Cesc did spit at Horton's feet, then I hope he was accurate at the very least.
But alas, Cesc has for now denied it:
"I categorically deny that I spat at anybody after the match," he said. I have never done this in my whole career on the pitch, so why would I do it when I am not even playing?
"I can understand the frustration of losing a game to a dubious goal, that has happened to me many times in my career as well."
"But this is not the fault of me or any of the Arsenal players."
"Anyway, if I'd spat, Horton would've seen that it was green."
Much ado about nothing, if you asked me. Who cares. Hull will always be Hull, and Phil Brown with that thing in his ear will always be Phil Brown. Funny how he's taken the opportunity to slag off on Arsenal. Take this for example:
“It just shows how we’ve got up the noses of the Arsenal hierarchy."
“He wouldn’t shake my hand when we beat them fairly 2-1 at the Emirates, he wouldn’t shake my hand when they beat us, fairly, 3-1 at the KC Stadium.”
Er, yeah. I wouldn't shake your hand if we kicked your butt, either. Wonder what his point is. And up the noses of the Arse hierarchy? That I really don't understand. Let this be a warning. Stick that thing in your ear for long, it fries your brains AND makes you ugly.
RVP's take on it is that the thing blew out of control because of Hull's time wasting, and inability to play football. Well, I suppose this one is a little bit out there. First, Hull could possible have been 2 up before we even started playing football. So if they then shut up shop and put 11 behind the goal line, then who could blame them. Yes, they're a shit team, with shit lousy boring tactics, but what would we expect from a football team from....HULL? But that still doesn't detract from the fact: Hull and Phil Brown are ##!%&&^!!-ing twats.
So, so, so. More importantly, the next big date for us is Friday, noon CET. That's when the drawn is made for the Champions League quarters - and semis, by the way. So stay tuned for that. Then it's Newcastle, and after that, meaningless international week. Oh well, the last couple of weeks have been really full of football, so it had to end some time.
This is Twat Phil Brown's take on it:
"I then witnessed him going down the tunnel and turning round and spitting at my assistant manager's feet."
"Whichever way you want to look at it, he addressed that spitting incident at my assistant manager who has managed probably 1200 games in his career. Disgraceful act."
OK, thank you very much Mr Brown. The FA it seems has now asked for Hull's official report on the incident, so let's see. (But I wonder about the 1200 games bit. So if he'd only managed 2 games in his career, it'd be less disgraceful? Twat. Anyway, I digress).
If Cesc did spit, then I say, good for you man! I hope it was more than spit. Preferably the yellow-green, really goo-ey stuff that you find at the end of a cold, when you wake up first thing in the morning. Make that phlegm then. I very much prefer phlegm in such instance. So if Cesc did spit at Horton's feet, then I hope he was accurate at the very least.
But alas, Cesc has for now denied it:
"I categorically deny that I spat at anybody after the match," he said. I have never done this in my whole career on the pitch, so why would I do it when I am not even playing?
"I can understand the frustration of losing a game to a dubious goal, that has happened to me many times in my career as well."
"But this is not the fault of me or any of the Arsenal players."
"Anyway, if I'd spat, Horton would've seen that it was green."
Much ado about nothing, if you asked me. Who cares. Hull will always be Hull, and Phil Brown with that thing in his ear will always be Phil Brown. Funny how he's taken the opportunity to slag off on Arsenal. Take this for example:
“It just shows how we’ve got up the noses of the Arsenal hierarchy."
“He wouldn’t shake my hand when we beat them fairly 2-1 at the Emirates, he wouldn’t shake my hand when they beat us, fairly, 3-1 at the KC Stadium.”
Er, yeah. I wouldn't shake your hand if we kicked your butt, either. Wonder what his point is. And up the noses of the Arse hierarchy? That I really don't understand. Let this be a warning. Stick that thing in your ear for long, it fries your brains AND makes you ugly.
RVP's take on it is that the thing blew out of control because of Hull's time wasting, and inability to play football. Well, I suppose this one is a little bit out there. First, Hull could possible have been 2 up before we even started playing football. So if they then shut up shop and put 11 behind the goal line, then who could blame them. Yes, they're a shit team, with shit lousy boring tactics, but what would we expect from a football team from....HULL? But that still doesn't detract from the fact: Hull and Phil Brown are ##!%&&^!!-ing twats.
So, so, so. More importantly, the next big date for us is Friday, noon CET. That's when the drawn is made for the Champions League quarters - and semis, by the way. So stay tuned for that. Then it's Newcastle, and after that, meaningless international week. Oh well, the last couple of weeks have been really full of football, so it had to end some time.
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