Well, for those who don't know, that's French and Russian for hypocrisy. Seems to be a lot of that going round at the moment, and I can't help but put it all down right now.
#1: L'Hypocrisie
It was funny. Read this little bit about Platini (our favouriate fat ass) now wading into the Eduardo Affair. (Let's call it that from now on). Makes interesting points, and I actually thought quite highly of him in the first few lines. See for yourself:
"I know why players dive. I've dived myself. "We did it because we knew the referee wouldn't see it and also because there were no cameras."
Good boy. One of the first few people to be honest about it, put up your hand and say: "I cheated too." And then:
"The first time I simulated a dive, everyone in my team said to me 'Well done'. If we could get away with it, we would. It has always been like that."
Also very good. Then some more:
"It was always my dream to dive and get a penalty in the 1982 World Cup semi-final to make up for the German goalkeeper Harald Schumacher fouling our player Patrick Battiston outside the area."
"If I could have done it, I would. I hate injustice and wanted to put things right. I was just too tired to get into the box to do it.
Yes good, but betrayed his fat laziness already. And then, in true form, comes the crunch:
"There are disciplinary procedures at UEFA and the procedure could be taken to suspend the player."
I think it was Arseblogger would said it best: UEFA will have to explain how a yellow card offence during a match becomes a two match ban off it. Maybe they should just make a dive an automatic 48 year ban without parole, in a US federal penitentiary where everyone's always staring at the boys with glazed-over leery eyes. Then maybe that would sort things out once and for all. And yes, staple those "Respect" badges over their right nipple while you're at it.
Anyways, fatso (aka Platini) has said that there will now be two extra refs staring at the goal lines and looking out for infringements. Guess what, the way they're heading, there'll be a ref for everyone square inch of line/pitch in a few years. Must as well train the stewards to do the same. Or maybe get some linesmen from the world of tennis. Just get on with the friggin' video replays why don't you.
Speaking of tennis, I kinda like the system of the hawk-eye and challenges. We should do the same: Each team would be allowed two. If they get it right, then they keep their two. If not, then it gets cancelled out. Let them challenge penalties, goal-line decisions, etc etc etc. But hey, it's just two challenges.
All in all, it's about time the geriatrics in FIFA (Fat Blatter) and UEFA (fatso) move with the times and stop behaving like emperors over their little fiefdoms.
#2: Лицемерие
Elsewhere, Romano Bloody Bitch ain't feeling so rich anymore, and jealousy over Middle Eastern riches in Manchester has got him going. It's typical. He's had his couple of good years buying the Premiership. Now, clearly, he fears it ain't gonna be quite enough, now that the sheikhs have bought into his game. So he's now the champion of balanced books. haha.
Not surprising that fatso is somehow involved in this, but RBB is backing fatso's plan that will allow clubs to only spend what they earn in revenue, and guess what: any club which does not balance the books in the next three years could be kicked out of European competition. So again, I say to thee: heed the words of Le Boss. Arsene knows. Keep it up, and we'll have ourselves an independent separate European league, and UEFA can continue to administer to the likes of the smaller European leagues.
It's a good idea, mind you; it's just that when you put fatso and RBB together...
Alright. Again, enough bad karma for the day.
Eboue's ebullient, Song's on song, Denilson's...Denilson, Vermaelen's Vermaelen, and Mohawk Billy's scoring goals with his nipple. I'm feeling good about tomorrow.
Come on you Gunners!
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