D-Day

As in draw day. Is tomorrow. Fingers crossed. You can be sure that the Arsewiper will be first to report on the draw. Yeah, right. Or at least, the first to report on Arsewiping reactions.

Funny how the award-winning official Arse website has a little piece entitled, "Who could we face in the Champions League?" Easy one to answer that. Seven other teams apart from...Arsenal FC. And who might we face in the semis, should we get there? Er, three other teams apart from...Arsenal FC. Brilliant. It's going to be a real toss-up, so here's to Man U v Barca first out of the hat.

Elsewhere on arsenal.com is Traore realising just how stupid he sounded. The boy's annoyed..."Yes I am annoyed, because I spoke with good intention but it hasn't come out that way. I said I would maybe like to play there eventually because I grew up supporting PSG, but nowhere near the summer." So what he really means is that he'll probably only want to RETIRE there, y'know, in the footsteps of Makelele, Giuly... Oh well. Whatever. He never really inspired despite being given the chance with the simultaneous injuries to Clichy and Gibbs, so who knows where he's going to retire. It's always going to be dodgy with any sort of Traore. Or Armand.

I'm really sorry for this, but the night has been quiet. And I've just realised that Fulham now lead Juve 3-1. That's just freaky man. How far Juve have fallen. This I have to see, so in case I don't return, more at 1230pm CET.