Physically sick. Since 2.30am Sunday morning. Can't get out of bed. Overwhelmed by feelings of nausea. Total loss of appetite. Sex drive (thankfully) minimally diminished. Feelings of confusion and incomprehension. Fevered, wakeful sleep. Bordering on hallucinations. What's happening to me?
I think it's Severe Acute Post-Fulham Hull-icitis. I hope it's not chronic. I hear it can lead to suicidal tendencies. Have to go. Please help. Call the ambulance if you don't hear from me by Sunday next.
1 comment:
Ha ha ha :) I believe you are feeling better this morning after Arse's four goals.
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