Spaz

#1 Spaz: Liverpool. To lose 3-1 at home to Chelski. C'mon, you can do better than that! But it just shows. All you need is to have a less than firing-on-all-cylinders Stevie G, and it all falls to bits. The defending on the two corners were truly awful. Kinda reminded me of ourselves last season - when all the goals we ever conceded at one point were all from set pieces. So it looks like it's Chelski in Semi #1, versus:

Conquerors of #2 Spaz: Bayern Munich. 4 down at half time? At one point, it was so one-sided it looked like some pre-season friendly. Barca were so far superior, it was embarassing. Earth calling Franck Ribery: time to call in your chips and move on for €248 million to Madrid. Karl-Heinz Rummenigge called that first half the worst performance in Bayern history. That's pretty funny.

Spaz #3: This story - linking Le Boss with a move to...Bayern! Cue: *raucous laughter*!! Gotta love these journos.

Anyways, back to more important things, like Mohawk Billy's injury. He's out for the REST OF THE SEASON!! *shock* *gasp* "What a disaster!!", screams the media world. Er...the rest of the season is like, 5 more weeks. Rosicky has taken longer to recover from a shaving cut. You can just imagine Adebayor getting a stomach ache on 20 May, and the tabloids screaming: "Ade to miss rest of the season in massive blow to Arsenal". Bollocks.

More worrying is Gael, who's gonna be out for two weeks or so. That, we will miss. But! The media will say, 2 weeks is nearly...HALF...of the remaining season. Oh, the sorrow.

Let's just hope Eduardo gets better from whatever it is now, and RVP kicks back in. Methinks we may see a little bit of a dip in performance. Heading from Europe to the KC Stadium (or whatever heck it's called) is always going to be difficult. You can just imagine..Arshavin's probably the only one jumping around like a kid waiting to play.

So let's keep fingers crossed. 1-0 to the Arse. Elsewhere, my money will be on Blackburn holding Pool, Bolton holding Chelski, and Villa-Everton...who cares, any result will be great.

Happy Easter to all you Arsewatchers. The Arsewiper's gonna be taking a break. But I'm praying for an internet connection somewhere....