Really can't be bothered to say much about Wayne Rooney, John Terry and Alex Ferguson, but for the two related to Man U, just read this, and it'll be crystal clear why anyone who has any IQ higher than 25 (NB: clearly not Rooney) would hate Man U. Bunch of idiots.
On the Captain Fantastic, JT front, well, the man has just proved that it is anatomically possible to talk out of your anal sphincter, AND, be capable of putting together a sentence despite having the IQ of a mildly retarded ant. (Sorry, ants). See Exhibit A, JT's comments on diving:
“I can speak about the England lads and I think it is something we don’t do.”
“I think we’re too honest, sometimes even in the Premier League you see the English lads get a bit of contact and stay on their feet and try and score from the chance they have been given."
“I think sometimes that honesty goes against us. I think sometimes as a country we’re too honest. I think the Eduardo one was a dive and we can all see that and it is disappointing to see because Arsenal are a quality side and I don’t think they want to be portrayed like that.”
If it weren't so stupid, I'd actually be incredulous with the sheer audacity of it. But I put it down to intelligence (the lack thereof), so it makes some sense.
I'm sure there are many Englishmen and women out there who would be feeling rather embarassed by their captain (cue: aye, aye Cap'n / I can't heeeear you!!!! Oooohh...who lives in a pineapple under the sea??), but here's something which should be typical.
I've said this before, about why I hate the England team, and I'll say it again. Oh, give me the days of the 80's and even the early 90's, and we'll see what a bunch of useless, brainless, characterless twats these guys are. I mean, take this, from Stevie G - on Rooney no less: "Errr, Wayne told me he was fouled, so, er, I'm sure he was fouled. It was a foul right? Coz Wayne said so, so it's a foul right? Right? Er, Wayne seddit."
Just go on Youtube and figure that one out. Maybe he didn't dive. He flopped. But oh, did he try to deceive the ref by raising his arms in frustration and appealing for the penalty? Of course not. Good Englishmen would never do that, no sir.
So to England, (and I love England, just not their national team): I hope Croatia gives you one up the arse on Wednesday, but I hope you qualify though. Just so your media can go wild about your chances, just so JT, Stevie G, the Lumpar, Arsely Hole, etc etc etc, can talk about being world champions, and just so I can see you all cry again when you slink out at the quarters with your tales between your sad ole legs. Gimme another one for the cry baby collection, JT!
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