Hiatus

Yes, there's been a small one. Some great things around, the last couple of days (kinda). So let's look back.

First, this is why The Sun is compulsory reading, I say. Absolutely hilarious. You gotta love the single-mindedness of the British tabloid press in getting this to press. In any case, can you imagine - Arseley Hole was actually in a higher ability French class! Might this explain his sentiments towards his English brethren? Bloody hell, he's actually French!

Second, there's the news that Henry has left Barca (god bless his soul, he reads this blog) and has done the MLS thing. Don't know about you, but New York is far cooler than LA - though both "Red Bulls" and "Galaxy" are precisely why the MLS ain't never going to get good any time soon. But hey, there'll at least be one new MLS observer with Henry heading over. Who knows, I may even keep watch on some of the scores.

Third, the English national team has been hit with a real stinker. Shocker. Kicked when they're down. With Arseley Hole renouncing his citizenship, the news now is that...Emile Heskey has quit the national team! Shock, horror, gasp. If things ain't bad enough, the FA has to be put in a position of having been quit on by...Emile Heskey. Rather sad that. On the same day that Henry also quits the French team, the news is supplanted by...Emile Heskey. Best example of the dating rule: dump before you're dumped, and in this case, the FA looks real nice having been dumped by...Emile Heskey, goal machine.

On the Arse front, no much happening - that's not related to Barca. Blah.

Yeah, those with the female names in Barca (there was Joan, then there's Sandra too) now realise that "Arsenal feels very hurt by Barca", and that the Cesc transfer may not happen thsi year. Well, took you long enough, fool. Anyway, I won't use the word "hurt". You get hurt by friends, people you love. You really get hurt by people you hate, despicable, ugly, people. They can't hurt you, but they so can irritate the bejeezus out of you. So, correct that sentence: "Arsenal feels very pissed off and irritated by Barca."

Can you imagine - one more summer of this in 2011? Shit.

Finally, the new boys in Koscielny and Chamakh are going to have a run out against Barnet. Let's see how that goes. Probably a goal each for Vermaelen and Koscielny.

Hopefully, there'll be more to talk about in days to come.