Cesc "on loan", a matter of time. Geez. I mean, test the logic and he's bloody on loan to Barca too. Just a matter of time before he heads back home to God (or the opposite direction). Damn. We're all on loan the minute we're born.
Anyways, wanna see something strange? Check out the first photo in this story.
Interesting... Cesc is left-handed. Wonder why he favours his right foot then. Hmmm. Must be the Barca DNA.
As for more pleasant news - RVP's our new #10. You could just imagine the period between the the time it became clear Mohawk Billy would go, the uncertainty over his request for a new number, and now the decision.
Psst. Boss. When that asshole goes - you gonna give me the #10? You can give my number to anybody who wants it man.
And so it happened. Carlos Vela, the new #11. Let's hope this means (a) less time on the bench, (b) less time on the treatment table, and (c) less time looking for lost passports.
It's not often (i.e. never) that we follow in the footsteps of Spurs, but this time, we have: in banning the vuvuzelas from the Emirates! Hooray! It's a nice, clever move, but let's face it. Who would bring a vuvuzela to an Arsenal game at the Emirates? Arsenal fan? Wouldn't be much of a fan if he/she would rather blow on that damn thing than have a nice song/chant/vulgarity or two. Somehow, "One-nil, to the Arsenal!" sounds a bit better than a monotonous ear-drum-blowing blare of a million mosquitoes.
Away fan? Well, then he'd probably have to consider having the blow on that vuvuzela through his nether regions instead.
It looks like we've added to our offer for Mark Schwarzer. Come on in, we'll give you a short-term job between the sticks, and after that, a coaching position. Sounds good to me. He may have the option of playing either for Martin Jol or Arsene Wenger, so let's see what the Ozzie thinks. Speaking of Ozzies, would he be the first Australian ever to play for Arsenal? Forgive me, but maybe someone out there tell me?
A bit of trivia for the day: Did anyone know that Gillian Anderson's supposed to be a committed Arse fan? Interesting that. All the more reason to like both Gillian Anderson and Arsenal even more. But of course, Kevin Costner's been spotted at Highbury and the Emirates too, so that line of reasoning can't always hold true...
Finally, a small literary contribution.
I've just started on it. Great book. Apart from the title (excellent!), I'm into the first chapter or so, and I have to say: spot on. You've gotta read it. Why England Lose? As I've been trying to say, because they just suck. And they can't blame anyone, not the foreigners, not the EPL, not Homer Simpson. You suck. Get used to it. Anyhows, go have a read and see.
Ciao then.
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