A Little Change

Admittedly, things are a little depressing on the Arse front, so for a little while at least, the Arsewiper's Arsewiping will take a little different tack and look at the funny things happening elsewhere as well. But of course, Arse news will still take precedence...

Like these little quotes from RVP:

"If we had those six points...but this is if, if, if."

“We are working hard but we know we are not there yet. We are not scoring enough goals and we are not playing well enough. But everyone is staying positive and we are trying to help each other. The basics are there, it’s just up to us to finish it off now."

“Sometimes it’s me to blame or another player to blame. Sometimes we are unlucky. Everybody can judge that for themselves."

So yeah, he's said it. These draws are crap. I'd rather win one, then lose another. At least it's three points from two, eh? Anyways, we've lost enough this season, so perhaps this is the lesser evil in the end. Whatever the case, it sucks like hell.

But this doesn't suck as bad as the real news for Scolari: poor dude's been sacked! Haha. What a joke that bloody club is. And who's been tipped to replace him? The Ogre himself - who probably spent the last couple of months in a cave with his Scolari voodoo doll. Chelski are said to be struggling, etc etc, with Frogba left out, etc etc. Who the hell cares right? If you can't get it right with all that money...City, are you listening? Forget about the Ogre I tell you, go for Tony Adams. Haha. Or maybe the idiots are Pompey - what on earth they are aiming for, I don't know - should just try to give Scolari a new job.

Tony says he's shocked, and who can blame him. “I haven’t had a lot of time and I certainly haven’t had the financial backing. We’ve had a few injuries as well and that’s tough to take.” Mmmm...yes. It all sounds vaguely familiar. But let's be serious. Methinks he really hadn't had enough time to take on a managerial role in the Premier League. On the positive side, I think he has more of a future than Paul Ince (because he's too fat and ugly), and because given the right defenders, he should do a better job than with the likes of old Sol.

All in all, with the likes of owners in Pompey, Chelski, Pool, City, etc, I suppose we should be (slightly) thankful...for now. With Dein and his suspect friends hanging around, who knows.