Thursday, June 5, 2008

Adebayor moves??!!??!!

This surely is news, and worthy of an update at the very least. Our friend Ade it seems has agreed on terms for a move to AC Milan. What on flying f#@$k’s sake is that about man? Is he even allowed to meet them? But I have to say, if indeed the price we are looking at is £32 million, take the money and run dudes! Even if Milan can’t afford it, then let’s make it £31 million, or let’s see….£30.9 million, since he has had a hair cut. He signed for us more than 2 years ago now, and if it’s around the £3 million we are reported to have bought him for, then it’s one shit helluva profit. Buy someone else in return, let’s do.

So what we’ll have are two dudes who left Champions League football for that shite team. Screw it man. I think Ade should be sacked just for talking to them. Or make him rot in the reserves for the rest of his contract, I say.

On hindsight, I thought something was weird when Ade was quoted with the following:

"I’ve assured the gaffer Arsène Wenger I’ll stay because I believe in the team and I want to assure the fans my concentration is here. I have no reason to leave so I’ll stay to ensure that together we’ll win silverware."

Now, is it me, or how on earth would Ade use the word “gaffer”? The guy who can’t string a properly-paced English sentence together uses the word gaffer? It was all a scam, probably, to up his own terms with Milan.

Damn damn damn. Damn these dudes who join a super team like Arse, get the exposure and the chance to play beautiful football, and scoot at the first sign of greenback…or whatever shit colour Italian currency is.

Let’s see what happens in the news tomorrow. It all could be someone’s arse talking. (Like his agent).

I can't see how Ade would move to Milan. C'mon. Any idiot would know that he of all people would look really really really really stupid in vertical alternating stripes.

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