Bluddy Borring

Yes, if there's ever a worse time to have a slow news day, it's today. The day after the Germans play Austria. Possibly the two most artistic teams in Europe today. Also the day after Croatia manage a 1-0 win over Poland. Yum. What headline-inducing games those were. But let's forget about that and try to look at something else more interesting.

Like Ian Wright talking, for example. Wrighty raises something which I've talked about recently - that is, a UK national football team - arguing as I did, that it happens in athletics (and therefore the Olympics), so why not football? Actually, does GB&I participate in Olympic football?? haha. I digress. I agree entirely with Wrighty, and think that that would be a great idea. But that would beg the question: should it then be an English Premier League? British Premier League? Why not? It would be fun to have Arse play Rangers, or Man U v Celtic every now and then. In any case, the English teams find themselves in Newcastle, Sunderland every now and then, so why not just travel a little bit further north?

Ooops though. That'd mean fewer places in the Champions League for the "English" teams?

Aah. Who cares.

As for non-Arse transfer nonsense, two take an interesting turn: First, Ronaldo to Madrid, and second, Lam-bloody-pard to Inter. On the former, Ronaldo's pet ferret has been quoted as saying "Ronaldo has made his mind up now and feels it is just time to wait before he announces what he will do - which is to go to Madrid." Hooray Hooray!! See ya later, you ugly sod.

On Lum-bloody-pard, his old boss now wants him there too. Which is great as well. All sorts of news about, but this is one such. Seems like he could be had for 8-10 million quid. Mebbe we should just pay that for the heck of it, and make him play with our ladies, and clean out the changing rooms. If I had Romano Bloody Bitch's money, I'd surely do that.

Finally, tonight is when the action is. Yes sir-ree, when Romania will beat the Dutch, and our sad French and Italian friends can take the short drive home. Either way, one of them will go, and I'm already looking to their sad bloody faces. Hope it rains, and we get a repeat of Captain Fantastic's pathetic pic after his penalty miss. Let's see...probably nobody else better to see like that than Luca Toni. He looks half miserable all the time as is.