First off, the last instalment of our tribute to Captain Fantastic. Again, it’s not that I would wish any harm on the man (like a broken metatarsal), but this was a great moment. Eboue’s most effective game of the season, in fact. And in my view, he didn’t even know what he was doing. He may not have scored a single goal over the entire season (shocking), but this little unwitting moment must be worth at least two or three.But, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I stand today to present to you further evidence of why Chelski are in fact the shittiest club in the history of the Premier League, and the First Division before that. Yes, the Alien/Orc has sadly been sacked. Not as surprising as the sun rising today, but it has nonetheless happened. I present today, the following piece of evidence, Daily Telegraph 1A, which is a good short look into all that is bad with the club. Why he took on the job is beyond me, and why anybody would take it on in the future also defies logic. The only answer is money. Great salary and great payoff when the sack comes.
Until Romano Bloody Bitch goes, I’m afraid Chelski will be nothing more than Gazprom with a football team, with no values, dignity and commitment to the sport, other than winning games and trophies. If that’s all Chelski fans want, then of course, it’s their choice. I’m just glad that ours is a club (management) that has the right commitments to fans, players, and the long-term development of the club. Let’s ask ourselves this simple question: would we exchange Romano Bloody Bitch and the trophies that Chelski has won for what has been called our years of fallow? Hell no, I say. I’d rather finish second (or third) anytime, and have a team that is composed of more than just mercenary players and managers, playing the game for their all powerful paymaster. How anybody can put on that blood-tainted, money-grabbing blue shirt I don't know. I feel sick already. Samsung should be ashamed.
Oh yeah, there’s also now the added insult to injury from Mourinho, who calls the Alien/Orc a loser. Notice his silence as Chelski slowly but surely made their way to the final day of the season and the Champions League final. He’s yet another Chelsea-related f--ker who should just roll over and die.
On the Arse front, nothing much again, apart from more wild transfer rumours. The story on Samir Nasri is a bit like this: “Nasri to sign in the next 20 minutes. Nasri to sign after calling his mum. Nasri to sign maybe after breakfast. Nasri to sign before lunch. Nasri doesn't really feel like signing ust yet.” Ah, eff it. Enough already! [psst: some say we may sign Mario Gomez if Ade continues to make unrealistic salary demands. Maybe Ade should try Chelski. Salary should be good over that side of London]. If all the rumours had any credence, we’d have a first team of 30 next season. Haha!
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Only attackers! Give us a bladdy solid Tony Adams-esque defender already will ya!
So Hleb is packing his bags. I gotta admit, this season I thought he finally came decent. He played like a sad little girl in the previous two. A pushover, rolling on the floor crying for his mum. But this past season, poor goal scoring record aside, he was bladdy good lah.
All the same, I think at this point our loss of Flamini is more significant. We have the attacking bit covered, but our defensive midfield position is yet another big gaping hole. (You think it's been that way since Vieira?)
Less throw money at our defence!
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