So we ain't gonna be Champs after all...bummer

So that's that. West Ham and ass Curbs gave in and threw in the towel. Even Nani tried to make a better meal of the game by getting himself sent off, but to no avail. I'm sure Alien Grump's gonna have a field day complaining about how West Ham had not been professional in their pathetic throwing of the game. I think it's just about West Ham being total crap.

Looking ahead to the season's last game at the Emirates, I'm having a hard time figuring out this crap about the extension of the deadline for Flamini. What the hell difference should a day or two make? Does he need to see his fortune teller? Make a final check of the bank balance? Get an approval note from his mum? Or...quite suspiciously, to see what happens in the Milan derby? Let's see...if Milan lose, and lose out on a Champs League place, Flamini might just have a change of heart, and stay...or more likely join Juve? If he's gonna leave, I really don't see why it has to be so protracted. Injury or otherwise, Arsene should just tell him to f-off for the last two games. He shouldn't be treating his manager and fans like this.

There's some more curious news. Henry to Chelsea? Over my dead body. I really do not see it happening, my stupid media friends. Haven't heard anything dumber in a long time.

Besides the West Ham disgrace last night, there was also the little matter of the relegation dogfight. Crikey, it was fun...with Fulham winning against Ass Brums, and Reading losing. Nothing would give me more pleasure than seeing Birmingham relegated. Serves them right for depriving us of Eduardo, and costing us the four points that separates us from the leaders. May they rot in the lower reaches for all eternity, and may Taylor and McFadden serve out the rest of their piddling careers in mediocre anonymity.

I've got mixed feelings about Bolton actually. We've all hated fat Sam and the Bolton of old, but this Bolton under Gary Megson is slightly less hate-able. Good for them that they're fighting to stay up. Beat Chelski for us on the last day, why don't you!

OK then. Here's to our last game at the Emirates. My money's on another 7-0. Without Arteta, they're just another Wigan in disguise.