Dammit. We're going to have to endure another season of Lum-pard in the Premier League. Just when we all thought Mourinho would finally do us a favour by hauling his ugly ass of to Milan, he decides...maybe next year. Now why's that so? Why's next year any better than this year? I don't get it. He's going to be an old fogey (and out of contract) by next season, so the only reason must be that Mourinho only wants to get him for £1.99. Maybe Jose's bosses insisted they weren't even going to pay £1.99 for the twat and wanted him for free. Or maybe Vieira's still going to be around for another season. Whatever. It sucks.(I was trying to figure out why's he just so ugly, and for some reason, the only image that came to mind was Randall, as in Monster's Inc. So I've left Randall's pic here. Sorry Randall. I think it's the eyes-too-close-together deal).
Here's a rather funny story linking us to Marcos Senna. And who's the horse this time? Pascal Cygan. haha. snigger snigger. Yes, they're mates over at Villareal, but I don't think there's any more to the stories than that. Don't think Le Boss has ever bought anyone older than 28. Petit, Overmars and Pires methinks were 27 max, if not younger.
Further to my earlier suggestion that Cesc consider a second career as a spin-meister, he's now come out and tried to all make us feel better for our season, i.e the win was for us, he'll do it with Arse, etc etc. Aw shucks. Thanks Cesc. But really no need. You go enjoy your medal, and so long as you show us a good deal of loyalty, and not bail at the first sign of Barca, we'll be more than grateful. Whenever you do move, do it at the end of your 8-year deal, at the very least.
Here's a rather funny story linking us to Marcos Senna. And who's the horse this time? Pascal Cygan. haha. snigger snigger. Yes, they're mates over at Villareal, but I don't think there's any more to the stories than that. Don't think Le Boss has ever bought anyone older than 28. Petit, Overmars and Pires methinks were 27 max, if not younger.
Further to my earlier suggestion that Cesc consider a second career as a spin-meister, he's now come out and tried to all make us feel better for our season, i.e the win was for us, he'll do it with Arse, etc etc. Aw shucks. Thanks Cesc. But really no need. You go enjoy your medal, and so long as you show us a good deal of loyalty, and not bail at the first sign of Barca, we'll be more than grateful. Whenever you do move, do it at the end of your 8-year deal, at the very least.
Nothing else much in the news, unfortunately. Hopefully, we'll get confirmation of Ade's departure tomorrow, and his getting run over by a rubbish truck on the way to Gatwick (in his new Milan jersey). And his suitcase full of money spilling all over the road. And his hair getting caught in the wheels. And his Togo team-mates grabbing his cash.
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