Just Do It (now!)

So now Barca have offered £30m. I say we should wait a little while longer, then tell Ade to go sit on the toilet, make him wait two weeks, then take it. I have never seen a better deal made by a used-car salesman, and if we do sell him for £30m, I'd sure feel like a happy used-car salesman skipping to the bank.

As expected, Arshavin has signed for Chelski. Once they revealed their interest, I don't see how there could have been any other outcome. If I were Arshavin, had Romano Bloody Bitch eye-ing me, threatening to unleash his mafia goons on my family, and throwing in women (since I can't afford them myself) and gold jewellery, I'd have done the same. We can be sure that he'll get plenty of time on the pitch, and even if good ole Scolari thinks and says otherwise, we all knows who picks the squad.

Man U and Portugal are now fighting over whether Ronaldo's going to have an ankle op. I mean, isn't there anything else better to fight over? If it was an emergecy un-anesthesised castration, then that would be something to quibble over. Daft. To save time, they should just go have an op on the other ankle while waiting.

Can't believe it. Nothing else to talk about. Except that happy people are running around the Emirates and St Albans buying up the new jersey. It's not fair. Why are there two Arsenal World of Sport stores in Thailand?? But never mind, the Arsewiper's gone and got his as well. Woo hoo!! I must say its looks (and feels) better than it has done in the pictures. Mighty pleased.